Rule34 XYZ

Rule 34, the unbreakable law of the internet: “If it exists, there’s porn of it. No exceptions.” As a professional masturbator who has tested the limits of human decency—from actual crap to live eels and plus-sized ladies stomping on you instead of giving your ding-dong the attention it craves—I’ve seen it all. And when people talk about Rule 34, they often mean one thing: hentai. Enter Rule34.xyz, a veritable treasure trove of the kinkiest hentai, doujinshi, and porn art out there. Although the site’s been around for a few years, I’m fashionably late to the party. Don’t worry, I brought a bucket of lube and a Costco-sized pack of Viagra to make up for it, because this place is hopping. These days, Rule34.xyz sees a couple million perverts streaming in every month, shaking their dicks at all kinds of naughty manga and drool-worthy artworks.

A Classic Rule of Internet Shenanigans

Most Rule 34 sites follow a certain format, but Rule34.xyz breaks the mold. Where other hentai sites serve up walls of thumbnails leading to full-on comics with futanari sluts and princess-banging monsters, Rule34.xyz focuses on individual images. You won’t find the narrative-driven epics here, but it does mean a buffet of one-off fap fodder. The artwork is top-notch, featuring anime styles galore, Western-style cartoons, and CG porn. The themes and characters will feel familiar, as will the buffet of kinks and fetishes. A quick scroll of the front page reveals chicks with giant dicks, cum-drenched Pokemon, and babes with huge butts getting pounded by tiny dudes. Refresh the page and the menu changes: now it’s a green-haired babe with an ahegao face, halfway through a wall and getting buttfucked, a warrior babe giving a footjob, and a 3D rendering of Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village—because who knew you all had a thing for giant vampire ladies? The game dropped a month ago, and there’s already a metric ton of content featuring the big, bad vampire bitch. The collection at Rule34.xyz grows by the minute. Whether it’s a thriving user community or some seriously dedicated content wranglers, I’m not complaining. Oh, and if you’re looking for like-minded hentai fans, this is the place. When I checked, 153 users were chilling in the site’s Discord.

Hentai Movies, Anyone?

I refreshed again and found a 22-second loop of Kefla from Dragon Ball getting railed, her boobs bouncing as the monster plows her. “Unngh! This feels great!” she moans, complete with sound effects and dialogue. I mention this because I know a bunch of you weebs will want to fap to it, and also because Rule34.xyz has hentai videos. It’s a bit odd that they don’t have a Video button in the header, but just type “Video” in the search bar or click the Video tag. The newest videos include a 3D chick getting pounded by a dog, a weird 4-legged robot with a bubble butt, and a relatively vanilla but sexy GIF of Jill Valentine from Resident Evil riding some dick. Mentioned your favorite character yet? Have a cartoon or video game crush you’ve wanted to see naked, covered in sperm, or getting fucked by a goblin since forever? The everlasting appeal of Rule 34, both the concept and the website, is in these perverse parodies of your faves. Another refresh of Rule34.xyz’s front page reveals a Naruto bikini image from two minutes ago, a muscular-legged Nicole Watterson from The Amazing World of Gumball flashing her massive tatas, a double handjob from My Hero Academia, and yes, Alcine Dimitrescu getting her enormous pussy stuffed by a tiny man—all uploaded within the last 4 minutes! Trending searches along the sidebar hint at what’s hot: Overwatch porn, Nintendo smut, and Pokemon doujins. Hyuuga Hinata and Uzumaki Naruto are also popular—free stroke material for everyone!

The Hot Stuff on Rule34.xyz

The Highest Rated Posts link in the header beckoned, so naturally, I had to sneak a peek, all lubed up and hard as a rock. Most trending content is animated—no surprise, right? We’re modern perverts, cranking our dicks at moving pictures. Leave the stills for grandpa. Currently topping the charts is, you guessed it, the giant vampire with giant boobs and a giant hat. It’s a quick 31-second fuck, but the animator nailed the body jiggles as she gets pounded. Another gem is a 49-second clip of Lara Croft getting railed against a wall—cinematic, with wandering angles, closeups, and decent porno audio. Someone hire this guy at Eidos Interactive. The only downside to Rule34.xyz is its focus on individual images and videos; you miss out on the longer comics from other doujinshi sites. This isn’t where you settle in for a marathon fap to a 400-page hentai epic about inflation, furries, and vore. You’ll find those kinks, but in single images, not storylines. It’s a different approach that will appeal to different perverts at different moments. At the end of the day, Rule34.xyz gets a steady influx of horny anime fans and depraved otaku deviates. The secret? Constant new material, parodies, and bizarre fetishes. Check the front page. You’ll know right away if this is the kind of place you’ll spend the rest of the day rubbing out sperm to.