Derpibooru

Have I got a treat for you today. We’re diving deep into the world of bronies and their obsession with My Little Pony. Until recently, I had no idea a place like DerpiBooru.org existed. I’m usually not this late to the party—especially one that gets nearly 3.5 million visits a month—but I guess I’m used to parties where there are actual women. Now, I’m not saying every horse-enthusiast on this website is a fat neckbeard living in his mom’s basement, but let’s be real: have you looked in a mirror lately? Yeah, I bet they all look like you.

Your Best Friends Are All Perverts
It’s in the title of the show: “Friendship Is Magic.” That’s some cheesy feel-good nonsense designed for prepubescent girls, but the bronies really take it to heart. At least these weirdos occasionally have the guts to hold real-life meetups, the photos of which instantly become Internet cringe comedy gold. You know it, and you do it anyway. That’s dedication to your brony brethren.

DerpiBooru is another level of commitment. It’s not rocket science to set up a booru-style imageboard, but it does take time, effort, and resources. A team of completely well-adjusted fat guys has built this site, and they have an active community constantly posting My Little Pony content. Most sites I review for The Porn Dude are full of hardcore porn and nothing else. You might be able to use filters to block the overtly sexual content here, but there’s no blocking the subtle, defiantly sexual subtext lurking behind every seemingly innocent picture of a cute pink horse shivering in fear. Why’s she shaking? Is it because there’s a hairy, overweight man with bad hygiene wagging his micropenis at her? Look in the mirror; you know the answer.

Family Fun for All, Plus Cartoon Horse Porn
As a scholar devoted to the erotic arts, I wish there was a filter to keep the kid-friendly stuff off the main screen. They’ve got filters to hide the porn, the spoilers, and the “dark and grotesque” images, but nothing to block out the boring stuff. I’m here for the freak show, dammit!

Like any imageboard in this style, the front page is a constantly updated stream of My Little Pony content created by DerpiBooru’s enthusiastic user base. These motherfuckers are prolific. Refresh the page after a few minutes, and you’ll have new amateur drawings of prancing ponies, overinflated pregnant ponies, ponies in cute dresses, and ponies posing naked with their huge twats and wrinkled assholes on full display. There’s even a pony scowling cutely while frolicking in an apple orchard.

The existence of all the G-rated content on DerpiBooru exposes the truth: bronies really do love these kid horses. It’s not just a sexual obsession; it’s a burning love that can never be requited. These poor men will never marry their true loves, but at least the toys are widely available. Then again, they weren’t designed with sex in mind, so good luck finding a decent entry point.

DerpiBooru runs on Patreon donations, more evidence that these perverts are truly in love with Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and the whole My Little Pony gang. You don’t get any extra stuff with your donation, which is cool for the cheapskates who live with mom and have no income. They’ve got almost 300 patrons right now out of their millions of visitors, offering up a little over a grand. They must have spent all their money on children’s toys.

Chat with Your Fellow Brony Man-Children
The imageboard is the highlight of DerpiBooru. It’s hard to miss the transsexual ponies groping each other, masturbating, and squirting hot horse cum everywhere, or the BBW horse broad in distress because some horny monster is lurking behind her. There’s even a brony who posted photos of his superhero action figures banging his My Little Pony dolls.

The community here is super active, and the discussion forums are buzzing. Unlike most imageboards where forums are ghost towns, DerpiBooru’s forums have new posts every few minutes. I checked out the General discussion area, which had nearly 4,000 active topics. The newest thread was about posting favorite images. Surprisingly, barely any of them are explicit. One absolute pervert posted a drawing of a pony strip club orgy, but everyone else’s favorites were really girly and boring.

More My Little Pony Erotica Than You’ve Ever Seen!
The Fanfiction board is a different story. Almost every thread here is tagged NSFW. The stories have evocative names like “Satan’s Bitch,” “Sexorcism,” “Sisterly Love,” and “Equestria’s Fall to Lust.” I read one called “There’s No Presents, Not This Christmas NSFW.” It starts with a bunch of cartoon ponies, dragons, and a griffin. Someone starts masturbating with a balloon, the dragon sucks a hot and hard horn on a bug all evening until midnight, and there’s some vague one-sentence sex between the bug, the reptile, the pony, the cow, and two birds. It’s a terrible story, just one paragraph with no detail. The author did include some relevant, but not remotely sexual, screengrabs from the show.

I checked more stories and found most were like this. Usually, thriving lit erotica boards are full of well-written smut about obscene stuff. This content is obscene but so sloppy and short that I wonder if it’s written by the show’s actual target demographic. It’s so vague, I can’t imagine anyone getting off to it.

DerpiBooru.org (often misspelled as “derpybooru”) is a weird place, but the bronies who frequent it already know that. It’s obviously not a site for everyone, but it’s clear that the users here are really into their animated horses. If you’re into My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and want to have sex with cartoon animals, you’ll love DerpiBooru.