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Xbooru.com is a mystery even to the kind of depraved motherfuckers who’d hang out with a guy like me. The site’s been around for nearly a decade and claims 154,445,334 visitors so far, according to the counter on the front page. You’d never guess that by looking at it, though, because figuring out what the site is actually about is like solving a Rubik’s Cube while drunk. Is it hentai? Amateur pics? Alien abduction stories? Today, I’m here to untangle the web of weirdness that is Xbooru. If you’ve been dying to join their monthly 4 million views but didn’t know where to start, read on.
Big Eyes, Big Tits, Big Tails – Oh My!
I ventured into Xbooru completely blind. The domain name doesn’t give any clues, so I didn’t know if I was about to see a gentle lesbian picnic or hardcore, unlubricated fist-fucking. The landing page features an anime babe in a skimpy Christmas outfit along the side, but I think that’s just a seasonal ad for Nutaku. The art style does match the chick in the middle of the screen, though. This slut is naked, lying on some pillows, and upon closer inspection, she has cat ears, a flowing horse-like tail, fucked-up feet, and no tits. You hentai fans are into some weird shit, but hey, I ain’t judging. You wouldn’t believe what I stroked off to this morning on the toilet. I’m just saying, don’t tell your grandma you want to marry a beast girl with a pretty face and a hideously deformed body. Besides the word Xbooru on the furry whore’s thigh, none of the text is stylized. It’s not like there’s much of it, anyway.
X Marks the Spot… Kind of
Below the girl with the big eyes and the horse mane growing out of her ass crack is what might be a site motto: “X marks the spot.” It’s not a link. There’s a search bar, but I don’t know what to search for. Above it are links to Posts, Comments, Forum, and My Account. I don’t have an account, so I’m down to three options. There’s some text that says they have nearly 700k posts, so maybe posts are Xbooru’s big deal. I click the link. Suddenly, the whole site makes a lot more sense. It’s a sex-themed imageboard. It might be utterly confusing to older wankers used to free tubes, premium sites, and traditional forums, but the younger deviants—I’m looking at you, /b/tards—will have no problem with this. Think of it like 4chan, but with more focus on perversion.
Ass Posts, Teen Posts, Barefoot Posts – Oh My!
Get familiar with the Posts page of Xbooru, because this is the meat of the site. The Comments section just serves up comments from the Posts, and the Forum is surprisingly dead. The last post was two days ago, and the one before that was a whole month earlier. Posts is where the action is. (If you’re looking for live conversation with other freaks like you, check out Xbooru’s Discord called Rule34. Nearly 20k members are signed up, and about 2.5k were online during my visit.)
If you’ve ever visited an imageboard or anything with “chan” in the domain, you know you’re in for a stripped-down experience. Xbooru’s layout is simple and almost ugly, but the grab-bag of dirty content will get you going in a hurry. The Posts page has the Xbooru header, a sidebar full of category tags, a few hands, and a ton of pornographic images. I see row after row of giant titties, glistening cunts, and bitches grimacing from the sheer force of cock being thrust into them. Half of the front page is anime bitches in different states of undress, more hentai than a typical porn site, but there are plenty of photos. I see a few porn clips mixed in, but most of the collection is stills. Clicking a thumbnail gets you a bigger image. The image pages don’t seem to have any info besides user comments. I was hoping to look at the dates to get a sense of how quickly the site is growing, but it’s just going to remain another of Xbooru’s enduring mysteries. Whoever uploaded the most recent images gave me a good laugh. They’re fakes with celebrity faces superimposed on porno stills, and they’re very poorly done. You can always expect a wild range of variety on imageboards. Everybody gets to play, even if they can’t ball.
One Girl Against the Wall, feat. Anus, Areola
The tags in the left sidebar seem pretty random. I doubt it’s a list of Xbooru’s most popular categories, because they vary a lot in size. There are nearly 140k filed under the tag at the top, 1girl, but only 1316 for the next one, Against Wall. I clicked through the tags and watched the thumbnails flip around. I went in order starting at the top: 1girl, Against Wall, Anus, Areola, Ass, and then Backboob. I kept seeing the same anime slut bent against a wall, ass in the air. A photo of a degraded slut, writing on her face and mouth spread by a dental instrument, squats in a bathroom stall in another. The same nudie images of Marge Simpson, Lois Griffin, and Kim Possible pop up over and over. It turns out the tags in the sidebar are the most recent tags used. It’s an alright feature, I guess, but I do think it would be more useful to show the most popular tags. Post volume on Xbooru does seem high enough that there’s always going to be plenty of new shit to beat off to. New tags right now include Cum Explosion, From Behind, Anal Penetration, and Break a Booty Back.
Let’s Break a Booty Back
You’re probably wondering the same goddamn thing I was when I saw that tag. Break a Booty Back, huh? Yep, that’s the kind of weird shit we’ll have to investigate. There are 15 pics tagged with Break a Booty Back. Most feature rabbit people fucking. In each one, the female animal person has a gargantuan ass that dwarfs the rest of their body, the dude is smashing from behind, and there are geysers of semen blasting all over the place. Breaking a Booty Back is an incredibly specific kink that I’ve never heard of, but that’s honestly one of the things I like about hentai sites. Xbooru isn’t strictly a hentai site, but their Tags list has some absolutely bizarre erotic imagery. It turns out that ridiculous animal booty is something called Hyper_butt, and there’s also something called Butt_Expansion if you want to ease into the hugeness. At least a thousand images are also filed under Breast_Expansion. Tentacle fucking is represented, of course, and Suggestive_fluid just demands a visit. The tags let you hone in on almost trivial details of the photos and drawings. Nerd porn sites tend to be great about that kind of thing, and this one is no exception. If you want a photo or drawing of a bitch Looking_at_viewer, you’ve got 43k images to choose from. There’s a little overlap, but not as bad as on some sites. For example, there are 209 Public_sex pics, 2553 Public ones, and 6788 Outside images. Xbooru’s layout is going to turn off a huge percentage of the porn-viewing population, but it will appeal strongly to pervs who like video games, anime, and science fiction. This is nerd porn, through and through, with plenty of hentai mixed in. It’s not really that complicated once you dive in, and free is a great price for access to their growing stash.
- Huge Content Library: Nearly 700k posts ensure you’ll never run out of fapping material.
- Diverse Tags System: The extensive tag system helps you find exactly what you’re looking for, no matter how specific or bizarre.
- Active Community: The Discord server is bustling with activity, offering a live chat experience with other pervs.
- Free Access: No hidden costs, which is a big plus for the budget-conscious fapper.
- Confusing Layout: The site’s layout can be a bit overwhelming and unintuitive, especially for newcomers.
- Low-Quality Content: Some images, especially the poorly done celebrity fakes, can be laughably bad.
- Lack of Information: Image pages lack detailed info like upload dates, making it hard to gauge the site’s growth and activity.
- Dead Forum: The forum is pretty much a ghost town, so don’t expect lively discussions there.