Welcomix

Welcome to Welcomix.com, the supposed El Dorado of western-style porn comics, where it seems they’ve hit a bit of a drought lately. It’s like searching for a quality steak in a sea of fast food—rare and a little disheartening. Despite the world’s craving for high-tech hentai and 3D sinema, some of us just want to kick it old school with some classic, hand-drawn naughty narratives.

Dipping Your Toes in Expensive Ink

So, Welcomix is a premium site which means they’ll ask for your credit card faster than a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat. For a cool $20 a month, they let you peek behind the curtain. That’s right, twenty big ones, no less, no more—because who needs pricing options? It’s like going on a blind date with a Tinder match who might turn out to be either a supermodel or a sentient potato—you just don’t know until you pay up.

A Whopping Dozen of Choices

Upon landing, the site greets you with a bright white background that’s about as inviting as a dentist’s office. Then you see it: all 12 of their series. That’s not a typo—12 whole series to choose from. Some series are bustling with entries, like “The Naughty Home” (30+ entries), while others are so sparse they make a desert look lush. And those “Animated Tales”? More static than your grandma’s old TV. I tried everything short of a séance to get them moving—no dice.

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The previews are like those sample trays at the supermarket—just enough to make you want more but never enough to fill you up. A thumbs up/down counter seems to be their sophisticated rating system, where the high score of 23 might just be site staff and their closest relatives. Updates? The comics seem to be on a hiatus longer than that band you liked in high school.

Artists Trapped in a Watermark Nightmare

The comics? They’re beautifully drawn—an oasis of talent in the desert of mediocrity. Each panel is a testament to what could have been if only the site itself weren’t so frustrating. But try saving a picture for a closer look, and you’re thwarted by watermarks so aggressive, they might as well be barbed wire.

Mobile Redemption?

The mobile site shines brighter than its desktop counterpart—like comparing a smartphone to a telegraph. It’s slick, quick, and doesn’t cling to the past by chaining you to a single device login.

Keep a weathered eye on Welcomix. If they revamp like a Phoenix from the ashes, they might just become the comic kingdom we’re all secretly hoping for. Until then, it’s a bit like paying gourmet prices for fast food—tasty but not quite satisfying the gourmet appetite. And that’s all the comic relief I’ve got for you today!