Futa Sentai Squad

I hate to say it, but Futa Sentai Squad has a title that’s about as redundant as saying “ATM machine” or “PIN number.” It’s especially ironic since the site’s target demographic consists of the kind of weebs and otaku neckbeards who’d start a bloodthirsty internet argument over trivial anime distinctions. “Well, actually,” they’d begin, adjusting their fedoras, and then launch into a lecture about how sentai and squad mean the same thing. Maybe I’m guilty of the same nitpicking, but hey, it’s only because I’m one of you. That’s why I was eager to check out FutaSentaiSquad.com, a 3D animated futanari series from Adult Time. While freaky homemade shemale cartoons are all over free hentai tubes, they’re typically about ten seconds long and amateur as hell. Let’s see how much of a difference a few bucks a month makes in the quality of this growing niche, shall we?

Saving the Day with the Futa Sentai Squad

FutaSentaiSquad.com distinguishes itself from the free tubes right away with a polished and professional tour page. It’s like walking into a fancy restaurant after years of dining at greasy fast-food joints. The auto-playing montage at the top, the thumbnails from recent episodes below, and the brand hype at the bottom all scream premium. This ain’t your typical porno or adult cartoon collection. As the name implies, girls with big dicks are the primary focus here. Both the still and moving previews showcase a freaky array of transexual depravity, including penile swordfights, self-fellatio while being anally penetrated, and one well-endowed babe strapped into a machine getting her tatas and dingdong milked. Move over, cow milking; there’s a new sheriff in town.

I’ve reviewed a couple of Adult Time’s cartoon imprints recently, and each one has its own unique style and theme. HentaiSexSchool is exactly what it sounds like, with some futanaris in attendance and on the faculty. AgentRedGirl offers hermaphroditic animations with a cutesy, big-headed animation style. FutaSentaiSquad.com, on the other hand, drops these dick girls into a futuristic sci-fi setting. It’s like Blade Runner meets a hentai fever dream. The animation is brightly colored, jiggly in all the right places, and far superior to the homemade stuff on free sites.

Futa Freebies and Tickets for the Full Show

I’ve grown accustomed to paysites teasing with free samples only to throw up a paywall before you see anything good. Futa3DX doesn’t disappoint in that regard. They’ve got enough free video previews out front to get you revved up, but if you want the full experience, you’ll need to fork over some cash. Standard memberships at Futa3DX.com cost thirty bucks a month, which is on par with most live-action adult paysites, including my own PornDudeCasting.

Streaming-only memberships are a steal at ten bucks a month. The yearly plan is even cheaper and includes downloads. While I was scoping out the signup page, the Futa 3DX chat bot offered me a discount code, so take your time and you might score a sweet deal. Just watch out for those sneaky automatic opt-ins to other paysites. They’re like ninjas hiding in the fine print.

Getting to Know the Futa Sentai Squad

I wasn’t sure if all four episodes of FutaSentaiSquad had an overarching narrative, but figured it’s porno, so I could start wherever I wanted. I picked the latest episode, “Old Wounds,” for my official fap test. At just 8 minutes, it’s the shortest episode yet, but still packs a punch. Compared to the seconds-long clips on free hentai tubes, it feels like a full-length epic.

The video opens with a few logos before a lady with big tits and a donkey dick appears on the screen. She’s having an intense conversation with another similarly endowed babe, her long dong hanging between her knees. The dialogue and voice acting are straight out of Saturday morning anime, professional and heroic as hell. “I will never stop fighting,” declares the redhaired dick girl. “Not when there are lives on the line!” Cue a battle scene where she pilots a big-dicked mecha in a fight with another giant robot futanari. Her mech gets its dick grabbed and stroked. “Oh no! If she keeps that up, all the serum will eject early!” Turns out that milking machine was actually the pilot’s interface. I’m currently negotiating with an engineer to build something similar for my desk setup.

Final Thoughts

FutaSentaiSquad.com is a gem for dick-girl fans looking for premium 3D hentai. The animations are much longer and higher quality than the homemade stuff on free sites. While the series itself is light on content, the inclusion of FutaSentaSquad sweetens the deal for futanari enthusiasts. Adult Time rounds out the package with an enormous collection of smut in nearly every genre, including live-action trans porn. Check out the free previews and see how your boner feels. You’ll know if it’s worth the price of admission.