FapHouse 3D

Remember those Saturday mornings, munching on Cap’n Crunch while watching cartoons? Well, FapHouse.com has taken that nostalgia and sprinkled in a hefty dose of Viagra. Let’s just say, cartoon porn has evolved a tad since the days of blurry anime edits and those oh-so-wrong Simpsons knockoffs. FapHouse is your modern-day pornography emporium, with a solid collection of 3D cartoons that’ll make your cereal-and-morning-wood combo legendary.

What’s Shakin’ at the Fap House?

Before we dive into the animated naughty bits, let’s give FapHouse a proper introduction. Imagine stumbling onto a VOD site, thanks to a shiny landing page flaunting videos from top-notch studios like Private Society, Team Skeet, Girlfriends Films, and Pure Taboo. It’s like walking into a porn blockbuster, but better. With 40 million monthly visitors, this site knows how to keep your hand busy.

Now, I’m sticking to the animated side today, but it’s worth mentioning that FapHouse’s full collection is a whopper, boasting about 2500 studios and a staggering 375,000 videos. That’s enough content to make your wrist and broadband weep.

FapHouse covers a couple hundred different niches, so unless you’re the type who gets off to the sound of paint drying, you’re going to find something that tickles your pickle. To find the 3D goodies, click my link or navigate to the 3D section via the Categories index. (Pro tip: it’s on page two.) As of today, there are 5,822 3D flicks waiting for your attention. That’s a lot of cranking material.

I was expecting a decent selection, but holy smokes, the volume here is eye-popping. FapHouse’s 3D collection is a treasure trove for fans of the genre, featuring content from various creators, not just some lonely dude on Patreon. Dive in and feast your eyes on this stash!

3D MILFs and BBC Cuckold Sluts Galore

Right from the first page, FapHouse’s 3D section had all sorts of freaky computer-animated action. There’s hardcore taboo, classroom shenanigans, interracial blowjobs, and big ol’ group sex scenes. Scroll down and you’ll find BDSM in strikingly realistic 3D, hot wife escapades, and blondes tackling a football team of cocks.

As a seasoned professional masturbator and porn reviewer, I’ve seen my fair share of search engines on adult sites. A crappy search engine can turn a treasure chest into a trash heap, but FapHouse’s filters are top-notch. The sidebar menu lets you choose your preferred length and quality, and sort by popularity and newness. My favorite feature is the “Combine Category” dropdown, letting you mix and match tags to find exactly what you crave. Trust me, other sites botch this all the time.

For instance, I selected MILF/Mom, then added Big Boobs, and finally Anal, which narrowed it down to one glorious 17-minute video. That’s my next twenty minutes sorted, including cleanup.

Big Boners, Cheap Tickets

The video I landed on was a naughty little number from Johannes Gaming, one of many studios on the site. FapHouse offers fanclub memberships for various studios, including Johannes Gaming, which has nearly 900 videos and regular updates for ten bucks a month. Supporting your favorite studios is important, especially for small outfits like Johannes Gaming. I wouldn’t be shocked if their whole operation is just one or two dedicated pervs.

Alternatively, you can go for the full FapHouse.com membership. Normally ten bucks a month, but as I write this, they’re running a Halloween promo into November, offering it for seven bucks. Longer memberships and a lifetime option for $200 are available, making it cheaper than most paysites. Heck, I charge thirty bucks for PornDudeCasting, and I think that’s a steal!

One gripe is the confusing membership setup. Why sign up for a fanclub if the stuff’s included in the full membership? Turns out, fanclubs offer more videos than the regular membership, so check the numbers before subscribing.

With the full membership, you get hundreds of thousands of videos, some of which are downloadable. However, it’s hit or miss depending on the publisher. Members also get the latest updates, with 600 new videos daily across all categories. In the deep niche of 3D porn, updates come weekly, which is pretty solid.

Final Thoughts

FapHouse.com is a no-brainer for those who love a variety of fap material at a bargain price. With around 6,000 3D cartoon pornos, it’s also perfect for fans of animated perversion. You can peek at the collection before committing, so go ahead and see if the previews get you primed.