AndroidAdult

Are you an Android Adult or just a human pervert looking for new ways to jerk off using your phone? Either way, I’ve got something today that’ll tickle your pickle. Maybe you’ve even heard of it already because this site gets millions of visitors every month. That kind of traffic tells you they’ve got something worth busting out the lube and that crusty old gym sock for. And you know how much I love checking out anything with naked chicks humping, anime footjobs, and video games made for sexual deviates. AndroidAdult.com spells out what they’re hawking right below the logo on the front page: ported porno games from your PC to your mobile gizmo, all for free. They’ve been at it for half a decade, so they’ve probably got their shit together. Well, I guess there’s only one good way to find out, so let’s dive in and hope I don’t get kicked out of Starbucks before I can pop one off. Let’s see how it goes.

What Kind of Android Adult Games Are We Talking About?

AndroidAdult’s got a clean blog-style presentation, topped off by a couple of anime hotties in the header that really set the tone. One’s a busty 18+ schoolgirl with panties and cleavage bursting out of her uniform, and the other’s a busty catgirl in a black bikini with a tail coming out of her ass. If you’re familiar with porn gaming, you already know how popular hentai content is in these digital interactive fapping experiences. That holds true on the site, with plenty of big eyes, bright hair, and other tropes like warrior princesses, tentacles, and rule 34 perversion. It isn’t all anime, though. In fact, one of the things I immediately liked as I scrolled down the page was the variety of XXX game styles available here. Even without leaving the front-page trending area, I see hentai games in both hand-drawn and CG formats, plus more Western cartoon porn styles and 3D that range from cheap and shoddy to shockingly realistic. For those of you who like the cutesy stuff or just appreciate those blocky old-school vibes, you can even dig into games with pixel porn art.

The variety isn’t just in the art styles; it’s in the gameplay as well. Frequent players will recognize their favorite genres: visual novels, porn RPGs, X-rated puzzle games, brothel and dating simulators, and even some arcade games that’ll have you working furiously with both hands. RPGMaker games are so popular they get their own dedicated section. And of course, the variety extends to the kinks and fetishes you neckbeards are into. There’s a cloud of tags in the right sidebar providing quick links to popular categories like Big Tits, Anal Sex, Titfuck, and Exhibitionism. There’s also Lesbians and Male Protagonists, Creampies and Corruption, Virgins, School Settings, and Incest. In other words, there’s a little something for everybody, even the absolute freaks who can’t usually find their fix on mainstream porn tubes.

If I had one pressing complaint, it’s that I couldn’t find a full list of tags. Of course, the search function works, but newbies, in particular, would benefit from a full, browsable index of the kind of perversion available. The TAGS link in the sidebar just moves you back to the top of the page. Maybe it’s a bug or a sign from the universe telling me I need to take a break. Either way, it’s a minor hiccup.

Wait, How Many Porn Games?

One of the things that blew me away when I started getting into porn gaming was the sheer number of these games. Honestly, I’m still fucking blown away. Porn video games are a deep niche, played by a smaller demographic than the folks beating off to sites like Brazzers, but holy shit, there seems to be an endless supply of these games. You can see that clearly on AndroidAdult. They stick to Windows and Android stuff rather than including all platforms, and it’s still an incredible amount of content. Tons of new games are added every day. I just refreshed the front page to find a 3DCG visual novel with group sex, drugs, voyeurism, and virgins, added to the site three seconds ago! In the last four hours alone, nine more games have been added.

AndroidAdult has been around for 5 or 6 years, depending on which copyright date you believe, and that’s a long time to build a collection at such a rapid rate. Here’s the weird thing: when I tried to jump to the bottom of the stack, I ran into a 404—page not found. Fucking with the link by hand, I managed to dig to nearly page 200 before hitting errors. The archive only stretches back a couple of years and ends long before the last numbered page. We’re still talking about two thousand downloadable porn games, but damn, imagine how extensive that library would be if the older posts hadn’t disappeared. I guess I can’t complain too hard because I know I’m definitely going to be cranking it hard after this write-up.

Quick Downloads and Fun for Windows Users

I spent some time perusing the trending games on AndroidAdult. It’s a nice mix of interactive content, including 2D point-and-click fake groping adventures (Resident X), 3D anime female orgasm simulators (Hentai Sex Therapy), a female-led visual novel about fake blackmail and corruption (Innocence or Money), and another one with a big-ass, big-titty pervy teacher (Inside Jennifer). Despite the site’s name, many games are available for Windows as well. I ran into another navigation bug when I tried to check out the FAQ, linked in the footer. Another 404 error greeted me, with an Android icon knocked over with Xs for eyes. Poor guy. The About page works, though, and it had some insight I wanted to share.

The downloads I tried were all hosted on Mega and came through fast as hell. Apparently, they avoid services with capped download speeds. Anybody who’s ever fucked around with a free download site knows you usually have to deal with shitty file lockers that throttle your downloads unless you pay for a premium account. That’s how download sites make money, so I’m surprised AndroidAdult gives users better free access. Aside from the navigation bugs, I couldn’t find much to complain about. The glitches were trivial and hopefully temporary. AndroidAdult.com is popular because they deliver exactly what they promise: a huge collection of porn games for Android and Windows, free to download without the usual wait times. It’s an easy recommendation for anyone looking to load up their Android with fap-worthy video games.

So, dive into AndroidAdult’s extensive collection of free porn games and enjoy! Just make sure to keep an eye on those navigation bugs and maybe lock your door if you’re playing in public.