Booty Calls

If dating were an Olympic sport, Booty Calls on Nutaku would be the virtual training ground, minus the sweat and unnecessary human interaction. Think of it as your digital wingman, except it doesn’t bail on you to hit on the bartender.

Intro to Virtual Hook-Ups

Right out of the gate, Booty Calls sets the tone with a backstory that could only be conceived by a horde of horny gremlins at a storyboard meeting. You’re dealing with black hole experiments and mermaid princesses—typical Monday stuff. And your mission? Date digital damsels to collect… um, “pussy juice” for a witch. It’s basically a heroic quest if your definition of hero involves a lot of awkward flirting and zero dragon slaying.

Customization Overload

Before diving into the world of Booty Calls, let’s just say the character customization is more detailed than a tax return. You can tweak everything from hair color to the state of the hedges, making it your own personal Barbie doll workshop. But, you know, with less Mattel and more adult-only content.

Gameplay: From Sassy to Crassy

The game mechanics are a bizarre fusion of dating sim and a color-matching puzzle that looks like it was designed for bored housewives but got lost and ended up in a hentai game instead. Each match you make sounds more like you’re setting up for a hot date rather than scoring points—which, in this context, isn’t entirely inaccurate.

The Art of Seduction, or Lack Thereof

Your adventures start on the beach with a redhead who’s as subtle as a sledgehammer. Dialogues range from bizarrely naive to wildly inappropriate, giving you the sense that maybe, just maybe, the scriptwriters were on a bender. You find yourself saying things like, “Your pussy juice is running down your legs!” to a complete stranger, which is either a catastrophic ice-breaker or a bizarrely effective pickup line in this universe.

In essence, Booty Calls might be the game for you if your idea of a hot date involves solving puzzles under the watchful eyes of a lustful cartoon mermaid. It’s like Candy Crush went to a strip club and decided to stay. If you’re into a mix of humor, horniness, and the bizarre, give it a whirl. Just remember, you might end up laughing more than you’re lusting.