Moekyun

So, Moekyun.co landed in my inbox this morning before I even had a chance to down my morning bowl of Viagra. Half-asleep and probably still drunk from last night, I tried to make sense of it. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t in English. You otaku perverts probably got the reference right away, but I had to Google “Moe moe, kyun.” Turns out, it’s what you weebs scream when you see something so cute it makes you want to puke rainbows. But in this case, Moekyun.co lets you jerk off while you do it. They call themselves “The Otaku Source,” which is as vague as a politician’s promise. But hey, if you’re looking for premium hentai movies, doujinshi, and X-rated anime games, they’ve got your back. If you haven’t already blown your entire stimulus check on getting the cum stains out of your waifu pillow, Moekyun.co might just be the upgrade you need from your usual half-assed manga faps.

Not Your Typical XXX Hentai Stash

From the get-go, Moekyun isn’t your average hentai and doujinshi site. It’s not super flashy, but it’s got more polish than your typical free hentai tube. Instead of the usual wall of hentai covers that looks like a teenager’s sticky dreams, Moekyun has a blog-style setup. Each new video or porno manga shows up on the front page with a cover, a few thumbnailed pages, or screengrabs, and a blurb describing the goods. Click a thumbnail, and you’re whisked away to the full media page with all the full-size, full-length goodness.

As a seasoned pornography connoisseur, I couldn’t help but notice the upload dates. These guys are adding heaps of content almost daily. They might skip a day here and there, but they make up for it with bulk uploads of MILF doujinshi, ravished princesses, and netorare cuckold scenarios. Moekyun.co has only been around since 2019, but their collection is already massive. We’re talking nearly 3,000 hentai movies, over 4,000 hentai games and visual novels, and around 53,000 doujinshi. It’s like they’re trying to break a record for the most animated orgasms.

What Do Members Really Get?

Here’s a weird thing: the numbers I found while browsing were already impressive, but the signup page claims they have even more content. As if 53,000 doujinshi wasn’t enough, they’re saying it’s closer to 64,000. Time to increase my lube order, I guess. Maybe the discrepancy is due to their membership setup. Access to Moekyun comes through the HentaiKey package, which includes full access to all sister and network sites. I’ve reviewed the network here at ThePornDude and was impressed. They’ve been around since 2001, with more than 40 paysites under their umbrella, so it’s a solid deal if you’re into anime smut. There’s even a 7-day free trial.

HentaiKey costs about thirty bucks a month, the same price as most premium porn. For you porn hoarders, it’s perfect: sign up, download everything you want, and save it to your external hard drive that your wife thinks you bought for work. Then, take a break for a few months and sign up again for a fresh crop of material. For those of you hunting for the word “Censorship,” yes, Moekyun.co has it. All the dicks and pussies are pixelated, but you can still see untouched buttholes. The censorship might be a dealbreaker if Moekyun was standalone, but HentaiKey’s uncensored content makes up for it.

Goddamn, That’s a Lot of Hentai

Where do you even start with 60,000 bits of X-rated hentai content? Do I read some doujinshi, download a visual novel, or watch a video? I decided to go for the most accessible content: the latest video, “Haitoku no Kyoukai 02.” Released a couple of weeks ago in Japan, it’s 27 minutes of Adult Woman, Female Student, and Pantyhose action. The movie starts smoothly, even in 720p. On a live-action site, I might complain about the lack of 1080p or 4K, but for anime, 720p is fine.

The episode opens with English text setting up the characters and their bust sizes. Soon, a purple-haired babe with big jugs gets accosted by a stranger who tells her she’s drenched in piss. He strips her, bangs her pussy, tit-fucks her, and gets his dick sucked. When a nurse shows up, she yells, “I’m not a pervert!” while getting railed. It’s steamy, but those goddamn pixels are everywhere. If you’re a hardcore hentai fan, you’ve learned to live with it, but it’s still annoying.

All in all, Moekyun.co is a solid recommendation for hentai fans who want fresh content straight from Japan. Most of the material gets posted shortly after its official Japanese release, with English translations. That alone makes it worthwhile, and the massive stash you get with HentaiKey just sweetens the deal.

In summary, Moekyun.co is a hentai haven for otakus looking for fresh and plentiful content. Despite the pixelation and occasional layout quirks, it’s a goldmine for anime smut enthusiasts. Enjoy responsibly!